a girl's best friend is her smith and wesson

bryson-oak:

ovaries-of-steel:

I knew you had it in you. If you intend on staying for the summer, or longer to attend the local community college, please see me so I can give you a big hug. You will ALWAYS have a home here. That’s what Britin is here for. 

Whew. I was worried I’d have to find somewhere. You’re like a super cool Momma bear to take care of us.

I’m always here for you. 

I knew you had it in you. If you intend on staying for the summer, or longer to attend the local community college, please see me so I can give you a big hug. You will ALWAYS have a home here. That’s what Britin is here for. 

-talknerdytome:

So, I guess it’s appropriate to say ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ to Jack and Ms. Hampton, right?

Thank you very much for the sentiment, Adam. 

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

erikstewalt:

Whatever. Sorry I hurt your feelings.

Dear, I’d advise you to apologize to Drew if you would like to stay at my school. 

I did apologize. 

Did you?

Yeah. I said I was sorry. 

Why are you lying to me, Erik? 

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

erikstewalt:

Whatever. Sorry I hurt your feelings.

Dear, I’d advise you to apologize to Drew if you would like to stay at my school. 

I did apologize. 

Did you?

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

He’s the one drinking underage, not me.

From what I gather, you’re acting him for no reason. This behavior is at its very basis sociopathic. Perhaps you need to re-evaluate your life before you judge others, young man. 

Judging others isn’t against the law, is it? 

Really? You’re not gonna do anything about this? 

No, I am. I’m going to ask you to apologize to Drew. 

Whatever. Sorry I hurt your feelings.

Dear, I’d advise you to apologize to Drew if you would like to stay at my school. 

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

He’s the one drinking underage, not me.

From what I gather, you’re acting him for no reason. This behavior is at its very basis sociopathic. Perhaps you need to re-evaluate your life before you judge others, young man. 

Judging others isn’t against the law, is it? 

Really? You’re not gonna do anything about this? 

No, I am. I’m going to ask you to apologize to Drew. 

erikstewalt:

ovaries-of-steel:

He’s the one drinking underage, not me.

From what I gather, you’re acting him for no reason. This behavior is at its very basis sociopathic. Perhaps you need to re-evaluate your life before you judge others, young man.